My Dad

The person I'm going to tell you about is my dad.
My dad has the hair of a clown.but it’s not red it’s
black it’s not tall its short it’s not curly oh wait yes
it is.His hair is too big but he doesn’t like haircuts
so it’s basically useless trying to cut it.

OK his eyes on the other hand are perfectly fine
theyre the colour of chocolate.And he can probably
see stuff from a mile away. 

 He is a solid build sometimes he looks like a gorilla.
He is probably taller than a baby giraffe he's like a
mini giant compared to me.

He always jokes around and be funny and he really is got at it.
He’s also good at Driving,Drawing,Drifting,Playing rugby, Playing
handball,Playing pool.Being a mechanic,Cooking and he can even
speak maori.something I don't get is that he wears jandals and
shorts whether its winter summer rain or shine.
He also wears this massive pounamu the size of a
patu he never takes it off and it looks really heavy
so I dont know how he handles it.